Saturday, 28 November 2009
I'm Depressed!
Mummy told me this morning that this time next week I was going to be going to the Christmas Market at the Campsite and Hostel.
I got excited.
Markets equals food, people and lots and lots of attention for Jasper's!
A very good day indeed!
Then she went and spoilt it.... She told me I have to wear the stupid reindeer antlers on my head that she got for some stupid shop in Kings Lynn. Who designed these stupid things? Who? Idiot!
The runt is excited about it.
Muppet.
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Mummy won a prize!
Mummy 2 was awarded the 2009 East of Engerland Sustainable Tourism Award.
Not got a clue what that is but Mummy 2 was talking to a man from the Tellybox and she said "Sustainable tourism is an industry committed to making a low impact on the environment and local culture, while helping to generate income and employment for local people. The aim of sustainable tourism is to ensure that development is a positive experience for local people; tourism companies; and tourists themselves.
Deepdale Backpackers and Camping has strived to fully encapsulate this ethos into its development from the very beginning. Starting as a single camping paddock back in 1979 used only through July and August, a summer project has grown into a worthy representative of sustainable tourism."
I think she's talking about all the litter picking I do and the bins I watch the people in blue jumpers empty all the time. But don't quote me on that!
It also means that now she has won the East of Engerland trophy, she goes into the competition for the whole of Engerland.
Mummy 2 also said "We don't inherit the World; we borrow it from our children…At Deepdale we intend to look after it until we return it."
Mummy 2 talks rubbish sometimes!
It's a funny old world!
Now, i gotta tell ya... it's been a mad summer this year! I've work like a dog! Pulled this stupid green trolley, full of whatever Mum decides to put in it, wherever Mum decides we're going. I've chased them pesky Rabbits off my fields more than once or twice (I'm not really very good at counting. Once i get to four I'm lost!) and the Mum's have been running around like headless Chickens. Hm Chicken!
Sorry just drooled on the keyboard. Back to my blog.
Mum is now gearing up for Christmas. This is good because it means i get a huge bone. But it is bad because they put stupid paper on it and leave it in the front room expecting me not to eat it, whilst i try to keep dog/cat (also known as Athena - the grey child. Please refer to the picture for more clarification. she begs for food better than we dogs do. she only goes out for ablutions when we do and she comes in if you call her name.) away from it. FOR WEEKS!!!!!
I'm not joking! They put it there for WEEKS!
Evil Mum's. Just give me the bone!
Christmas Bone, Christmas Bone, Christmas Bone!
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